People seem to think their cars are big post-it notes. Never thought I'd run into this today.
Imagine walking up to your car and finding this! We sure hope he wasn't walking with another woman. That would be bad.
No use wasting more duct tape. Just leave the car alone. #TheifHacks
This is when it's time to give in and pay for the valet.
First of all, who the hell has a "Bat-mobile"? Girl, he did you a favor. No good man drives around in a Bat-mobile.
And then he meets the love of his life. Thanks, son. #totallyPossible
Man, people are ruthless at St. Jude's.
Why are we not rioting over crap like this?
Here's a good life hack.
Sure, cops may shoot you if you're unarmed and know your rights. But ticket you while you're parked on the toilet? Never.
We heard the jerk store was running out of HIM!