Beware cheaters, or this can happen to you
Jake divorced Edith, his wife of 20 years, for his secretary, and the younger woman wanted to move into his million dollar mansion. At her request, Jake fought Edith with high powered lawyers, and won the house in the settlement.
Edith only had three days to get out of the house. Quickly, she packed and hired a moving company to take her to her new apartment.
Before she left the house she had one last meal in the big, living room, lighting candles and putting on some music. She dined on shrimp with caviar and toasted her new life with some champagne.
After she was stuffed, she took the leftover shrimp and went into all the rooms in the house, stuffing the fish dipped in caviar, into the curtain rods. Then he left.
Jake and his new girlfriend moved back into the house and were in bliss for a few days, but eventually the house began to wreak of something horrid.
They vaccuumed, cleaned, wiped, and even used air fresheners, but nothing would rid the house of the awful smell. Not being able to stand the odor, Jake and his girlfriend moved out of the house and put it up for sale, but no one would buy it after smelling it, with the place soon becoming known as the stink house.
When Edith learned that he had left the house, she offered to lower his alimony payments if he would let her buy the house back for 1/10 of its worth. Gladly, he agreed, figuring she would be miserable there with the smell. Jake stood outside as the movers packed all his belongings into a moving truck, along with the curtain rods. Revenge at its best.