They have it all figured out
"Getting lucky" becomes a totally different concept once you're married.
And you start tolerating some things that you normally didn't handle that well.
Your boyfriend never farts in front of you... but wait until you get married. That's definitely going to change!
At first, she thought it was super gross to do it, but then she simply stopped caring.
This is what sexting is like once you're married. Don't forget to do laundry!
You'll realize that there are some things about your wife/husband you had no idea about!
Say goodbye to being able to decide things for yourself.
There's a ton of sitting and waiting once you're married.
There's also gonna be a lot of frustration with tech.
This pretty much sums it up. It's nice to have somebody remind you of the ingredients for dinner.
You'll need a lot of energy to take care of the kids.
Same thing as with farts, you might start peeing with the door open.
Getting married also means gaining a lot of weight.
This truth is a little bit disturbing, but you can't deny it.
Couples usually have differences when it comes to their preferred room temperature.
You might be the one taking the dog out all the time, but even then he might not love you as much.
Men are not very good at loading dishwashers, so it's OK for them to feel proud when they're finally able to.