Sniffles? Or certain death?
When Man flu strikes, it strikes hard. It’s enough to bring down the mightiest of men. The first warning sign is flaming hot fever of 99 degrees.
Men are normally very good at feeding themselves. But the Man Flu takes away all of their natural ability to make soup. It is very important that a family member or girlfriend make it for them.
Psychosis sets in; inciting paranoia and a fear of all doctors. He’s NOT going to the doctor. Leave him ALONE!!!
The patient may express the need to go to the emergency room in order to get the attention of his nurse. But, it should be noted that he is NOT going to the doctor. Leave him ALONE!!!
Eventually, the balls shrivel up, making it impossible to walk to the refrigerator for vital fluids.
Extremes in temperature are followed by anger towards anyone who does not feel as hot or cold as he does.
The body rejects all forms of manual or mental labor. It is physically impossible to go to work.
Verbal outbursts are a common symptom of Man Flu. Painful grunts and moans can be heard from a large distance.
Sufferers of Man Flu often see a bright light as they helplessly lay in bed whining about how they think they are going to die.
The Man Flu comes in waves throughout the day, oftentimes swinging back and forth depending on the state of his Xbox and whether or not a family member has entered the room.
Even if such a thing existed, he would never take it.